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had a french guy refer to the turkey as a ‘Chernobyl Chicken’

Nov 27th

just found out I’m older than Homer Simpson. I don’t know why, but that terrifies me.

Nov 26th

who am I fooling? yes I drank the whole bottle

Nov 21st

Driving wife to airport. She is going to the Congo - of all places to go on a Sunday morning.

Nov 16th

The Dutch word for Salmon looks awfully close to Salami. Remember this when ordering pizza in...

Nov 15th

Making pita sandwiches.. you really gotta goatse these puppies to get the meat in

Nov 15th

Men, man your razors: http://xrl.us/oxfez

Nov 15th

the whole Experience is gone: http://xrl.us/ow8j9

Nov 13th

cake in mug.. nice http://xrl.us/owy2p

Nov 11th

washing Advil down with Metameucil.. a cocktail guaranteed to make you feel old.

Nov 10th

I hate the gym. The gym hates me. The difference is; I pay the gym

Nov 9th

Convinced there are more fingernails than fiber in my gut

Nov 8th

night in amsterdam: double park, run to store, have baglady belt dylan lyric at you, get wine, stop...

Nov 8th

Alaska makes Florida look like France

Nov 7th

anyone know where I can find Obama victory speech?

Nov 5th

doing my pygmy dance

Nov 5th

preparing champagne (for victory), large bottle of whisky (otherwise)

Nov 4th

I voted. Now I wait.

Nov 3rd